In the same year that we elect the first black President of these United States things just got even better. Oprah announces that she is giving away free chicken. You have to admit...you've seen the grilled chicken commercials for the better part of a month now. You know you said, "grilled chicken...at Kentucky FRIED Chicken...that mess will never sell."Now that the Supreme Gift giver from the "Chi" has blessed this country in our time of need, we all have clamored our way to the computer to see how we can partake in this "manna from heaven". There have reportedly been skirmishes and scuffles around the country at computer printers at home and work...people fighting to grab their chicken Willy Wonka Ticket.
Truth is, we wouldn't even consider eating this George Formanized bird if it wasn't free. I can't lie, I've printed out at least 4 coupons and have eaten KFC grilled chicken for lunch and dinner today. Why? Because its FREE...that's why. If KFC was open for breakfast I would be standing at the door licking my lips with my printout in hand.
Thank heavens Oprah unleashed the free birds during the spring. Can you imagine how many all out scraps there would be if this promotion would have happened anytime near MLK day? I could just hear it now. "Going to get your free chicken and march in the parade today? Must be a proud day for ya." POW! ZAP! (sirens)
Don't look the gift horse (bird) in the mouth (beak)...go get ya chicken on...tell'em Weezy and the Birdman sent you. -DJ JOE BROOKS
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